Funny Graduation Quotes

Graduation should be a time filled with jubilation and celebration. Recent graduates will be enthusiastic about their consequential accomplishment, but they may also be weary of their future endeavors. To ease their apprehensions and lighten their hearts, share funny graduation quotes with them.

Use funny quotes to fill your grads with inspiration and encouragement. Because recent grads will be looking to pick up new jobs, internships, or further education, it might be a good idea to center your quotes around these concepts. Here is a list of funny graduation quotes you can use to generate ideas of your own.

Funny Graduation Quotes

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Humorous Quotes for the High School Graduate

Entertain and inspire high school graduates with humorous graduation quotes.  You can use these quotes for greeting cards, commencement speeches, or friendly advice.

High school students will enjoy listening to advice and encouragement that is clever and funny. Use this list of funny quote ideas to generate new quotes of your own.

Famous Quotes

“An Investment in knowledge pays the best interest.” -Benjamin Franklin

“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.” -Theodore Roosevelt

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” -Mark Twain

” To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the ‘C’ students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.” George W. Bush”

“Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.” -Oscar Wilde

“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.” -Oscar Wilde

General or Common Knowledge Quotes

“You can not get to the top by sitting on your bottom”

“Emotions, drama, broken hearts, and lies. And they say these were the best days of our lives?”

“We have enough youth, how about a fountain of intelligence?”

“The young graduate is discovering that among the necessaries of life, the most important is living.”

“Doubt is the key to knowledge.”

Humorous Quotes for the College Graduate

Everyone enjoys a good laugh. Especially after several years of hitting the books, cramming for exams, and pulling all nighters. For all these reasons, college students will appreciate some good humor on their graduation day.

Lift recent grads’ spirits, and prepare them for the life ahead, with humorous college graduation quotes. Funny quotes can be used to capture an audiences attention at commencement, or impress and entertain recent grads on congratulatory cards. Check out this list of humorous college graduation quotes for inspiration.

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Famous Quotes

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!” -Any McIntyre

“It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock.” -Woody Allen

“People will frighten you about a graduation. They use words you don’t hear often. ‘And we wish you Godspeed.’ It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.” -Bill Cosby

“If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.” -Vince Lombardi

“It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days.” – Isabel Waxman

General or Common Knowledge Quotes

“Learning takes patience. With time, even a bear can learn to dance.”

“He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.”

“A philosopher is a man who knows exactly what to do until it happens to him.”

“Throughout your endeavor to further your education or seek employment after college, remember its never so bad it can’t get worse.”

“The most important thing in life, is deciding what the most important thing in life is.”

“Patience will come to those who wait for it.”



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